If Your Business Had a Brain, Here’s What It Would Be Thinking..
- husbandemma10
- Jan 15
- 2 min read
Have you ever wondered what your business would say if it had a brain of its own? Not the metaphorical kind but a real, thinking, slightly frazzled brain with opinions, preferences and a running internal monologue.
If you could hear it, here’s what it would probably be thinking…
😵💫 “Please… stop winging it.”
Your business is tired. It’s exhausted from the last minute content ideas, the “I’ll sort that tomorrow” admin pile and the 47 open tabs that have been “research” for three weeks.
Your business wants structure. It wants a plan. It wants you to stop treating it like a spontaneous hobby and start treating it like the empire it’s trying to become.
📅 “A content calendar wouldn’t kill you.”
Your business is begging — begging — for consistency.
It’s tired of the posting pattern that goes something like:
✨ One amazing post
✨ One okay-ish post
✨ Three weeks of silence
✨ A random meme at 11pm
Your business wants rhythm. It wants strategy. It wants posts that actually lead somewhere (preferably to clients).
🧾 “Why is the inbox full again?”
Your business is quietly screaming every time you scroll past:
Unread emails
Unpaid invoices
“Just checking in” messages
That one client who always replies with voice notes
It’s not judging you… Okay, it’s judging you a little. But only because it knows how much smoother things could be with proper organisation.
🧭 “Can we please have a direction that isn’t ‘vibes’?”
Your business loves your creativity. It loves your passion. It loves your ideas.
But it would also love:
A clear strategy
Defined goals
A plan that doesn’t rely on caffeine and hope
Your business doesn’t want to guess what’s happening next. It wants clarity and maybe a roadmap that isn’t scribbled on a sticky note.
🧩 “Some of these tasks… you shouldn’t be doing.”
Your business knows you’re talented. But it also knows you’re doing far too much.
It sees you:
Designing graphics at midnight
Rewriting the same email for the 12th time
Trying to remember passwords you swore you’d save somewhere
Doing admin that drains your soul
Your business wants you to focus on the things only you can do. The rest? It wants you to hand it over to someone who actually enjoys organising chaos.
🤝 “Please get help. Preferably someone who knows what they’re doing.”
This is the part where your business gets emotional.
It doesn’t want to burn you out. It doesn’t want to watch you juggle everything. It doesn’t want to see you drowning in tasks that don’t move the needle.
It wants support. It wants systems. It wants someone who can take the pressure off while helping it grow.
Someone like… Cordis VA.
💡 Final Thought From Your Business Brain
“I could be thriving. I could be streamlined. I could be organised, strategic and actually enjoyable to run… if you’d just stop doing everything alone.”
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